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APPENDIX B




                    10 QUARANTINE JOKES


                     THAT WILL HELP YOU


                  FORGET THE FACT THAT


                 YOU ARE STUCK AT HOME





               With nothing to do at home, I am sure people are

               doing the horizontal mambo thus making a big baby
               boom happen. I would like to nominate in 2032 we
               start calling them quaranTEENS.


               Do you want to hear a joke about the coronavirus?
               You probably won’t get it.


               You didn’t stock up on toilet paper? You’re sh*t outta
               luck now! They’re all wiped out!



               What’s the difference between a Taco Bell meal and
               the coronavirus? You actually have a reason for your
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