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FEAR UNMA S KED

toilet paper hoarding with Taco Bell.

Day thirty without sports. Found a lady sitting on
my couch yesterday. Apparently, she is my wife. She
seems pretty cool.

Hopefully they make a movie about all of this directed
by Quentin Quarantino.

They said that a mask and gloves were enough to go
to the supermarket. They lied, everyone else had their
clothes on, and I got asked to never come back.

Chuck Norris got exposed to the coronavirus. The
virus is now under a “stay at home” order for a month.

The official social distancing rule: If you can smell
their fart, move further apart.

What’s the difference between the coronavirus and
Bigfoot? You might catch Bigfoot.

Don’t think these are funny? Here is a bonus recipe
for a “quarantini.” After two of these, re-read the

jokes and you will (probably) laugh.

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