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The A n es B na n H h 3

The Beginning of our tale, as told by a very
fine gentleman named Sir Tators Jones

Circa 1679
The Strange Misfortune of Al Clohal

Thy book that hast been chosen by thy fine

reader will be narrated by a very fine group of gentlemen

and is an exquisite combination of pleasant storytelling

and comedy. Now to address the elephant in the room; I

will not be narrating like this the whole tale, so you

shouldn’st fret. To get started and set the stage for you, It

was a scorching summer afternoon in the Port of London

in England on a Saturday. Besides the brain-melting

heat, it was a fine day. At least that was the case till a

scream cut the air like a steak knife to butter.

“MY GOD!” exclaimed an abnormally large, and

very loud woman, who was somewhat a notable opera

singer around town. “IT’S A MONSTER!”