Page 14 - Lockdown Diary

Eric the Hun Dode the Sodge
I know boredom is kicking in and the pubs
are shut, but for fucks sake Winton can you
no get a game of monopoly or cards !!!!! 18:20

Winton Chuckle
solo for me. 18:21

Keith Bawbag
Video 19:47

11:23
11:23
Scott Chuckle
Robbie the Pict I don't know George! 11:24
Brilliant 21:59
Eric the Hun
Winton Chuckle Brilliant 11:44
22:02
Winton Chuckle
Dode the Sodge 11:53
22:23
Keith Bawbag
Keith Bawbag EMPLOYEE NOTICE
Due to the current financial situation caused
Superb 22:26 by the Corona Virus and slowdown in the
economy, the Government has decided to
implement a scheme to put workers of 50
MARCH 22, 2020
years of age and above on early, mandatory
retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing
unemployment.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire
Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to
the Government to be considered for the
SHAFT program (Special Help A er Forced
Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED
will be reviewed under the SCREW program
(System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice
and SCREWED as many times as the
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