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 Winton Chuckle
Keith Bawbag
Government deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get
AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents &
Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired
Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES
will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further
by the Government.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying
on will receive as much SHIT (Special High
Intensity Training) as possible. The
Government has always prided themselves
on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive
21:02
enough SHIT, please bring this to the 21:02
attention of your MP, who has been trained to
give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely, Tommy Tank
The Committee for Economic Value of Restalrigg right now....doesn't look good 22:31
Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)
PS - Due to Corona Virus, recent budget cuts
and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, MARCH 23, 2020
as well as current market conditions, The
Light at the End of the Tunnel has been
turned off. 14:03 Dode the Sodge
Ok no bull shit here or funny’s .
Tommy Tank To you and all your family and friends stay
safe stay happy and I wish everyone all the
14:52 best in these trying times , that said let’s keep
the banter going coz deep down your all a
bunch of pure cunts .
Scott Chuckle Stay safe guys love and best wishes from me
Very clever! 14:53 and J xxxxx it’s going to be some party in a
few months x 07:00

Winton Chuckle
Robbie the Pict
14:59
Well said George 07:35
Keith Bawbag
Scott Chuckle
Unlike that insincere cunt I am going to put
up some practical things to occupy our
bodies and minds over this difficult time. I
07:35

Tommy Tank
Yeah guys we all share the same love and
18:40
18:40 care for us all and our families but yeah it's
also important to stay in contact and
definitely keep up the banter. It's a great way
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