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The bottom-line is this: “Be willing to spend your

client’s last cent to prove you’re right.”

Of course, knowing you may be proven wrong!

Lawyers, the IRS, Economics

We lawyers are not taught economics or accounting,

(or even math, for that matter).

When it comes to economics, we are UN-educated.

We are only taught one economic theory:

the redistribution of wealth

by means of litigation.

But we are taught to be the orators of society.

And some lawyers are really good at this. I mean
really good. I was good too, and I prided myself at

winning most of my cases.

But some lawyers just put me to shame.

I admired the way some lawyers operated in the

courtroom, twisting and bending things beyond all
possible recognition.Some lawyers are really good.

Some lawyers are so good at what they can pull

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