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Suddenly, out of nowhere, a truck

came speeding around the corner

and knocked the farmer and Bessie

off the road into a ditch.

Like any red-blooded American with any backbone

at all, the farmer sued the trucking company.

The case went to court, and the defense attorney for

the trucking company had the plaintiff-farmer on the

witness stand. He was cross examining him, and the

lawyer said,

“Sir, is it not true that, on the day of the

accident, after you were allegedly, and

inadvertently knocked into the ditch, that

the truck driver got out of his truck, and

came back to where you were. He then

asked, ‘Are you hurt?” — to which you

replied, ‘No, I am not.’

Now please answer the question with a

simple yes or no reply only.”

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