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He said, “The very biggest

problem I’m having in this

case is deciding which of your

clients is lying the most.”

Here is a pet saying I like:

This is why our so-called “No poet, and no artist

justice system is called a ever interpreted

legal system of red tape. NATURE

Often, any relationship as freely as lawyers do
TRUTH!”
between reality, testimony

and legal reasoning have

absolutely nothing in common.

-Lawyers Love Problems – They Cost $$$

Lawyers love problems! they translate into money!

We know the bigger the problem the more it’s worth,

and the more money we can charge. So we tend to

make everything as big and as complicated as we

possibly can.

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