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— It wasn’t the oil business, but the coal business.
— It wasn’t here in Colorado, but in Wyoming.
— It wasn’t a million dollars but $250,000.
— It wasn’t me, it was my son.
— And he didn’t make it, he lost it.”
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Lawyers and the IRS Code
“The Infernal Revenue Code”
A prime example of the complexity of lawyers is
The Infernal Revenue Code. Oh excuse me! I meant
to say The Internal Revenue Code.
It must have been a Freudian slip.
But experts say the average
person can only comprehend a
maximum of about 40 words in
a sentence before the mind just
goes on ‘overboard.’ It clicks off,
and tunes out.
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