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A Lawyer Master of Ceremonies
Also, things that lawyers say aren’t always accurate
either. They often invent so many stories that they
don’t know what is truth and what is fiction.
They never know what will sway a jury to their side.
A case in point was the lawyer who was master of
ceremonies at a banquet. He was introducing the
speaker and said:
“Our speaker made a million dollars
in the oil business right here in Colorado.”
The speaker got up and his first words were:
“Thanks for that fine introduction, but it wasn’t
entirely accurate.
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