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This is not true with lawyers. We are taught to leave

absolutely nothing to chance. So we would say

something like the following:

“I hereby give, grant, bargain, sell, convey

and quitclaim all my right, title and interest

in and concerning this chattel, otherwise

known as an orange.

“Together with all the appurtenances thereto

of skin, pulp, pip, rind, seeds and juice,

for the use of the beneficiary, to himself

and his assigns, and personal representatives,

in fee simple forever.

“Free from all liens encumbrances, limitations,

restraints, easements, covenants, restrictions,

or conditions, of whatsoever kind or character,

and any and all prior conveyances, transfers,

deeds, or other documents now or to the

contrary notwithstanding.

“With full power to bite, cut, suck or otherwise

to use said orange, or otherwise to dispose

of the same, with or without its skin, pulp, pip,

rind, seeds or juice.”

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