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You need more than a legal degree from Harvard

                to even begin to understand clauses like this in the

                Code.

                This may be the best — or the worst example of

                legal jargon.

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                How to Give Someone An Orange


                Here’s another example . . .

                If you want to give someone something, you would

                just give it to them right?

                For instance, let’s say you want to give someone an

                orange. Yes, just a simple orange. You would simply

                hand it to them and say:


                “Here, I give you this orange.”
























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