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One of my favorites is nolo contender. It is defined

even by Readers Digest Magazine as meaning:

“Judge, I didn’t do it,

and I promise to never do it again.”

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The Esteemed Sir Winston Churchill

Churchill was a constant thorn in the flesh to lawyers.

Of course in England, we are called barristers, or

solicitors.

Sir Winston, in his never ending wit said,

“Lawyers have a way

of saying things

that are vague,

but in reality meaningless.”

I think this can be evidenced from the way some
lawyers ask questions of witnesses.

The following questions are documented in actual

court transcripts. They are for real.

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