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Atlantic when it sunk. It hit a huge ice berg while
sailing, and went down, killing many hundreds of
people.
It was very cold. Ice accumulated and caused
hazardous conditions for ships. But the amazing thing
is not so much that the so-called ‘unsinkable ship’ sank.
The amazing thing is that the captain and crew
ignored literally hours of broadcasted warnings about
those ice-accumulations in the sea lanes.
These broadcasted warnings were heard by the crew
of the Titanic over and over and over again.
Yet, the Titanic crashed head-long into a huge ice
berg, at full throttle. They had the music blaring and
the booze flowing — totally oblivious to anything at
all else going on around it.
This perfectly describes
most of the lawyers I know!
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