Page 48 - Lawyer Humor PUB_Neat
P. 48
and a phone number to call
to get the right time.
(I guess that’s dated to the era of pay phones).
A LOSER is a client who calls his landlord
to complain about roaches in his apartment —
and gets his rent raised for keeping pets.
A LOSER is the newcomer who comes to town
and gets run over by the welcome wagon.
A LOSER is the client who comes to
a complete stop at a stop sign,
looks both ways,
and gets rear-ended.
A LOSER is the lady who stands on
the edge of ‘Echo Cliff.’ She yells,
“Hello, my name is Milfred Merriweather.”
The echo comes back and says, “Jump.”
A LOSER is the client who goes
to see his doctor
about a kidney transplant,
and gets a donor
with a bed-wetting problem.
48
