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“Be sure to get all the malpractice insurance
that you possibly can.
For each of you graduating there are
three lawyers graduating who are dying to sue you.”
Did you hear the story of the Cuban, Russia and
American traveling with his lawyer, who were riding
together in a coach on a train in Europe?
The Cuban lit up a very expensive Cuban cigar, took
a puff or two, and threw it out the window.
The American was shocked, asking why he did that.
The Cuban said there was an over-abundance of
cigars in Cuba so they wasted them.
Then the Russian opened an expensive bottle of
Russian vodka, took one drink and threw it out the
window.
The American again shocked, asked why he did that.
The Russian said it was because they had an
over-abundance of vodka in Russia, and didn’t mind
wasting it.
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