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Washington, then the city would become
like a silent movie set.-
“There are tax attorneys,
constitutional lawyers,
patent attorneys,
trial lawyers,
criminal lawyers
and lawyer criminals.
“The whole town is infested with legal clerks,
legal secretaries, legislative aides, legislative
assistants, and assistant legislative aides,
— all of which are lawyers!
“The owner of the football team is a lawyer!
“They make up the multi-divisional army
in pinstripes: ‘the Brooks Brothers Brigade,’
and if all those pinstripes were extended
horizontally, they would encircle the globe
many times.
“The poor animals who unwillingly gave their
hides to be turned into legal attaché cases
carried in Washington is something I’d rather
not think about.
“The massive legal presence in Washington
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