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A Lawyer as a Life Insurance Salesman
One lawyer I know went to work as a life insurance
salesman. His boss had been trying to sell some
insurance to one particular president of a company
for a long time, but wasn’t successful.
When the lawyer came to work, the sales manager
sent his new lawyer-employee out to deal with this
company president.
And the lawyer was successful!
He sold him on the first call!
The lawyer came back to the office all excited.
The boss was excited too, but he got a blank stare
when he asked the lawyer where the urine sample
was that he told him to get.
The lawyer had completely forgotten to get the
urine sample.
The lawyer had to go back to get it. But shortly,
he came back with a bucket full of urine!
His boss was very confused, and looking at the
lawyer with a dumb expression on his face, he asked
what that was.
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