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A lawyer friend of mine said he really took a
double pot-shot in court recently. He said he’d spent
all morning in jury selection, and one of the jurors had
been nasty to him.
The juror told the judge, “I can’t serve on this jury be-
cause even the lawyer looks guilty to me.”
He then said that wasn’t the worst thing.
The worst was when the judge responded: “Well, he
probably is, but that has nothing to do with this case.”
Psychologist - Politician
Many lawyers seem to be a combination of both
psychologist and politician.
You have to be able to read people and understand
their needs (as a psychologist does), and then sell
them on what you want to sell them (like a politician).
It has been said that there is no greater salesman
than a lawyer -- with some of the stories they sell to
juries.
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