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I Saw A Psychologist Once

(I call them 'shrinks')

I got depressed after I’d been in law 15 years, and

went to see this shrink.

He asked me about my family. I told him my younger

brother Tim and I used to hate each other, and lined

up cereal boxes on the table between us at break-

fast so we wouldn’t have to look at each other.

(Tim and I were quite close after we grew up,

although sadly, he died of a heart attack in 2002).

Then he asked me, when I was a kid, what I wanted

to be when I grew up.

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