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A Lawyer With Saint Peter in Heaven
Saint Peter wondered the same thing. A lawyer died
and went to heaven (which I’m told is quite a feat in
itself).
He met Saint Pete at the Pearly Gates, and the
lawyer was complaining: “Why am I here? I’m only
42 years old!”
Saint Peter looked into the Book of Life and said,
“There must be some mistake — I was reviewing
your fee time slips and I thought you were 82.”-
With all the flack lawyers put up with, we really do
need some strokes, kind words, and outright hugs.
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