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Lawyers don’t tend to like these stories because they

usually don’t have a very big sense of humor.

That is unless you’re telling them loser jokes.

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Do You Hug Your Lawyer?

Have you hugged your lawyer today? Don’t forget

we lawyers are people too. Well, at least most of

the time.

And I know that most lawyers aren’t really the

huggable type. Recall they have what psychology

calls ‘dominant hostile personalities.’

But it’s true that lawyers need hugs too.

But you especially don’t feel like hugging them when

you get their bill, do you?

You wonder how a lawyer can spend so much time

on your case, when they have so many other cases

too.

They must have clones, right? They must work 24

hours a day, right?

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