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I said I wanted to be a cowboy and ride the range.

Then I wanted to be a fireman and ride in a big fire

truck.

Then I wanted to be a policeman and carry an gun

and have authority.

Then I told him I wanted to be a crook.

He said, “Congratulations.”

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Boy, did I get even with him! I saw him at a social

event a few days later and he was complaining that

everyone was asking him for his opinion and advice on

personal problems.

He asked if he could send them a bill for consultation

services. I simply said yes.

The next day I sent him a bill for $50 consultation fee.

What I’ve learned about psychologists and shrinks is

that most of the time they can give you their undivided

attention— without hearing a word you’re saying.

Maybe that’s what it means to be a ‘shrink.’

If I were in that profession I’d rather be a ‘stretch.’

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