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But if I gave you $1 at the same rate — one per second,

night and day, never stopping to eat or sleep — it would

take me 34 YEARS to give you 1 BILLION dollars.

I think that’s significant. I think you do too.

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One reason I never went into politics

is because I don’t know which is worse:

pre-election oratory,

or post-election analysis.

I heard a great way to cut down on the former is to

make a potential candidate only talk about their

accomplishments, not about their promises.

Have you ever wondered, like I do, where all the

solutions go once the politician gets elected?

The folk group Peter Paul & Mary said they should

be forced to SING to the American people because

in song we get into deeper levels.

They sing:

“Music speaks louder than words.

It’s the only thing the whole world listens to.

When you sing, people understand.”

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