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Speaking of Legal
Secretaries Again
Speaking of legal secretaries
again, most secretaries will tell
you that most lawyers are
terrible bosses.
I was at a luncheon one day and heard two
secretaries talking about their lawyer bosses. One
said, “My boss is so narrow-minded he can see
through a keyhole with both eyes.”
The other remarked, “There is nothing wrong with my
boss that trying to reason with him won’t aggravate.”
One devoted secretary sings a song to her boss:
“How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?”
It’s true lawyers have the gift
of gab. Their mouth has one
position:
OPEN.
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