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We have to be careful with our kids too. You can
always tell lawyers’ kids. They usually just tend to be
a little different. Kids pick up everything from their
parents, right?
If you really want to know what someone is like, just
look at their kids.
Well, there was this tax lawyer who was telling his
child the story of Cinderella.
When he finished, the wide-eyed lad asked his dad:
“When the pumpkin turns into a beautiful coach, —
is that straight income or capital gain?”
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