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A client of mine taught me a lesson early-on. And

talk about repeating mistakes. This client come in for

his third divorce from his third wife, all in only seven

years.

When I tried to talk to him about what might be

causing his problems in his marriages, his response

was: “Himes, I want a divorce, not a lecture.”

Some people are so enthusiastic about what they’re

doing that they throw all caution and common sense

to the wind.

I had a wealthy 75-year-old client who was bent on

marrying a 27-year-old woman. He was so

enthusiastic he was insisting on buying a 5 bedroom

house near an elementary school.

I guess he hadn’t heard that

the number one cause of heart

attacks in men over 60 —

was women under 30.

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