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Bobby said we no longer had a justice system, but

just a legal system of red tape.

How much more is that true today?

I recall reading in Psychology Today Magazine that

we are so messed up today that anything helps.

It takes about 9 million sleeping tablets to put

America to sleep at night. Plus we take 2-1/2 tons

of aspirin each day.

And I’ll bet that doesn’t count the two I took.

Sometimes lawyers, who see things more from the

inside, get so down and out about our litigious

society that they’ll find any excuse to stay home sick.

A lawyer I knew stayed home sick: he discovered his

colon wasn’t straight.

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