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At least law is better than medicine in many ways.

                Most doctors will do a proctoscopic examination with

                their finger for about $1,000 or so.


                                   I wouldn’t do one for $100,000 ! ! !
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                At least we lawyers are not like a psychologist who
                look at all the other men around him

                . . . . .when a beautiful woman enters the room.




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                A Date with the Undertaker

                At least we lawyers are not like undertakers.





                                                                      Each and every one

                                                                      us has something in

                                                                      common —

                                                                      a last date with one

                                                                      of these dudes.



                                                                      Talk about a sure

                                                                      sale! You can’t even

                                                                      object!



                Let me ask you: Is this justice? Is this fair?




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