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     At least law is better than medicine in many ways.
                Most doctors will do a proctoscopic examination with
                their finger for about $1,000 or so.
                                   I wouldn’t do one for $100,000 ! ! !
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                At least we lawyers are not like a psychologist who
                look at all the other men around him
                . . . . .when a beautiful woman enters the room.
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                A Date with the Undertaker
                At least we lawyers are not like undertakers.
                                                                      Each and every one
                                                                      us has something in
                                                                      common —
                                                                      a last date with one
                                                                      of these dudes.
                                                                      Talk about a sure
                                                                      sale! You can’t even
                                                                      object!
                Let me ask you: Is this justice? Is this fair?
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