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The Country Used to be Run a Lot Better


                When colonists came here, Native Indians ran it.

                — There were no taxes, and no national debt.

                — There was no air pollution.

                Today there is so much water pollution that soon

                ‘walking on water’ won’t be a challenge.

                But that’s a different subject.

                When the Colonists came to this country,

                — you could trust your national leaders,

                — and women did most of the work.

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                                          Our government sold us a bill
                                            of goods saying they could
                                            improve a system like this!













                But America Does Love Us Lawyers

                But I still thank the good Lord for the way America is

                today. America loves lawyers. We have 10 times the

                lawyers in America as anywhere else in the world.



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