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There are so many of us, and the profession does

                nothing but grow and grow. My law registration

                number in Colorado when I started was 2,826.

                Today, reports say there are over 20,000 practicing

                attorneys in the state.


                Today there are so many law school graduates that a

                large percentage of them can’t even find jobs. A lot

                of them spend their days standing in employment lines

                — if they’re not working at McDonalds or Taco Bell or

                Home Depot.


                (I know a lawyer working at Home Depot. He can’t

                find work. I guess that I was fortunate being able to

                sing and play the guitar into law practice).


                I’m glad I’m not looking for work today.



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