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He said, “You’re whole premise is based on John F.
Kennedy’s words: ‘Ask not what your country can do for
you, but what you can do for your country.’
“Those words died with him, and you’re trying to
resurrect them. You’ve got to tell people how to get
ahead in life, and make money if you’re going to
sell many books today.”
I see this as a sad state of reality. There are a lot of
funny things that can be said about Americans and
money. One is: “It’s true that money can’t buy you
true love. It does, however, put you in a much better
bargaining position.”
A favorite of mine is: “Money won’t buy happiness,
but it is a good way to keep the kids in touch.”
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