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If you think talk is cheap, just hire a lawyer.

We’re trained

(1) to admit nothing

(2) to deny everything

(3) to talk by the hour.

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Blessed is the lawyer
who has nothing to say,

and can’t be persuaded

There is a sign that is to say it.

very appropriate:

(Finding a lawyer with

nothing to say is the trick)

Lawyers Can Be Different

Part of the problem of most lawyers is that they

don’t know how to forgive.

This is especially true of clients who don’t pay their

bills. The word ‘forgiveness’ is not in a lawyer’s

vocabulary.

I recall hearing of one lawyer who got even with his

client who wouldn’t pay his bill.

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