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I saw a poll the other day that was talking about the

                American public’s view and opinion of all the

                legislation we have today (like the judge who said

                we now have over 10,000,000 laws to enforce the

                10 commandments).


                Public opinion was not real high, and the article

                about the poll described the public’s opinion with the

                following cartoon, which I found really funny.







                I love Sir Winston Churchill. Sir Winston didn’t like

                politicians any more than he did lawyers. He was

                once asked to define what a politician was. He said,





                                                                        “A politician is a person

                                                               who must be able to explain,

                                                                        with unerring accuracy,
                                                        the future course of world events.

                                                               And then he must be able to

                                                                explain to the general public

                                                          why they did not come to pass.”






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