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I hadn’t told the shrink I’d also wanted to go into
politics. But I’d heard politicians didn’t have any
better reputations than lawyers.
Perhaps that’s because most politicians are lawyers.
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A World of Lawyer Politicians
In politics, everything is more complicated than it is in
law. I believe this is because politicians are such a
cerebral group.
A humorist has said they have so much common sense
— because they never use any of it.
Most politicians can’t even figure out how America
got founded in the first place — without federal
matching funds.
And most of them don’t know economics any better
than we lawyers do.
Lawyers believe in the redistribution of wealth
by means of litigation.
Politicians believe in the redistribution of wealth
by means of legislation.
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