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procedures… cranky clients… combative judges …
and unpredictable witnesses. And… and… and. This
drives a lot of lawyers to drink.
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One Lawyer Was Driving Drunk
There is a story about a lawyer driving home drunk
after a long day at the office and in court. He went
off the road and went down an embankment.
His car flipped over twice.
At this moment, as luck would have it, a policeman
drove by. He stopped and yelled down: “Sir, have
you been drinking?”
The lawyer said, slurring his words:
“I should certainly hope so.
What do you think I am, a stunt driver?”
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