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The lawyer said, “Boss, you won’t believe it! I went
back and they were having a board meeting, and
I sold them a group policy.”
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I’m a ‘Recovering Lawyer’
I call myself ‘a recovering lawyer.’
My office used to get so piled up with stuff I couldn’t
even find the file I needed to work on.
I got tired of being referred to as a man who
earned his living by the sweat of his brow-BEATING.
But I truly respect lawyers who stay at their job until
they’re so old they look like dried up prunes.
It’s said, “Old lawyers never die. They just lose their
appeal.”
I got burned out and couldn’t stay in until the bitter
end. I had to let the law go.
Law is very stressful — ranked third only behind
operating room surgeons and policemen on the front
lines.
And no wonder it’s so stressful, with all the
deadlines… the changing laws… changing court
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