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This is because most lawyers visualize themselves as

winners, not losers (even if they lose, they most often

collect their fee).

So lawyers look at others as losers. They visualize

others as losers who are afraid, and hide from them

and themselves as winners to be feared. Thus

lawyers love loser jokes.

If you really want to get on your lawyer’s good side,

tell him a loser joke or two, and he’ll love you for it.

I’ll help you out by sharing a few of my favorites.

A LOSER is a quarterback

who calls for a free catch

— from center.

A LOSER is an entrepreneur out looking

for seashells by the seashore
so that he can sell them.

He finds one, puts it to his ear,
and gets a busy signal.

A LOSER is a piano player in a marching band.

A LOSER is a guy who when he retires,

instead of getting a traditional gold watch,
gets $5 worth of quarters,

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