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Some have said that the best lawyers seem to do can
be compared to lining up the lounges on the Titanic.
We lawyers are pretty straight when it comes to some
things — like my mention of us not being required to
take economics in law school. So when it comes to math,
we’re pretty simple.
But sometimes we can be taught to think differently.
A case in point is by accountants.
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Lawyers and Accountants
At times, lawyers can learn to think like accountants.
A lawyer was asked how much 2 + 2 was, and he re-
plied 4.
An engineer was asked the same question, and he said
he agreed that it was 4, at least in most cases.
An accountant was also asked how much 2 + 2 was.
He replied,
“How much do you want it to be?”
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