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Into the Cosmos


              Take Pascal’s wager,
              Stand it on its head:

              See the face of hope
              Turn to one of dread;

              Learn how bad logic
              Can have you misled

              To betting your life
              You’re better off dead.

             Like Occam, Pascal was an intellectual enthralled by the church.
         His  contributions  to  science  were  made  in  spite  of  his  professed
         beliefs,  his  contributions  to  dogma  in  opposition  to  his
         achievements in logic. His famous wager was an attempt to defend
         faith by reason: if (he proposed), there is no god or indestructible
         human soul, then one has lost nothing at death by one’s piety; if, on
         the  other  hand,  eternal  reward  or  punishment  does  attend  the
         dissolution  of  life,  then  it  was  all  worthwhile.  Therefore,  it  is
         obvious that one should bet all one has on religion: in terms of a
         horse race, it’s either a sure thing or a scratch.
             Gluckman’s criticism begins with reversing Pascal’s emphasis, like
         Marx  upending  Hegel  (see  “Marx’s  bull”  in  Part  3).  A  smile  seen
         upside-down  transforms  into  a  grimace;  this  is  the  image  of  the
         wager revealed by examining the other side of the syllogism. Taking
         the bet really means reversing one’s expectations of life and death.
         Following  the  self-abnegating  strictures  of  religion  in  the  hope  of
         post-mortem  salvation  means  living  in  terror  of  jeopardizing  that
         pay-off; no limit can be set to the misery one will have to endure in
         order to follow the terms of the wager. The assumption that nothing
         is lost by betting on theology is only validated by the unsupportable
         conclusion that it is valid: circular reasoning. Gluckman repeatedly
         criticize Pascal’s wager; it must have irritated him greatly.
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