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Murder on the Dirigible

        PERKINSON:  But,  but,  everybody  else  was  moving  around,  too.
        That lady there (points to Peabody): she was in front of me

        PEABODY: You lying little whippersnapper! You pushed me out of
        the way so you could get in ahead of me. Is that any way to treat a
        defenseless old woman?

        METCALF: Hold it, hold it, everyone! Let me thank the brain trust
        for their invaluable suggestions. Now, we’ll do it my way: I’m going
        to search everyone for that poison.

        PEABODY:  You’ll  not lay  a hand on me, you  demons!  (swings  at
        Metcalf with her purse) Get thee away from me, Satan!

        MACALLISTER: (intercedes, calms Peabody down) Now, now, calm
        down, Miss Peabody. Nobody’s going to hurt you.

        GROSS: Please, if your attention to a detail of relevance I could call.
        (all stop, look at him) Incrimination things on board I do not think
        you  will  find.  Everyone  to  the  washroom  a  visit  has  made.  Once
        there an easy matter it is to dispose of objects of small dimension.

        METCALF: Eh? How’s that?

        GROSS:  On  this  type  of  dirigible  empties  out  the  water  closet
        directly into the air. Our waste products, so to speak, are the ocean in
        deep now.

        OGLETHORPE:  You  see,  he  does  know  an  awful  lot  about  this
        ship! I think you ought to tind out what he’s doing here, Metcalf,
        instead of harassing us innocent American citizens.

        METCALF: Here we go again! Would everyone please sit down and
        leave me to do my job my own way? (they sit) Thank you! Now, Herr
        Gross, would you please step into the cockpit for a moment?

        GROSS:  I  do  not  from  agents  of  the  United  States  government
        orders take; this before have I told you.

        METCALF: (sweetly) Of course.  I  have  already  granted  that  my
        investigations are on a purely informal basis, since  we are outside

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