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Le Jardin Z.

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Hors d'Oeuvres

Bison Chips with Guanomole
Twice-cooked Saharan Sand Dabs
Anteater Tongues Marinated in Formic Acid
Rocky Mountain Oysters Gratinés
Vulcanized Squid Sucker Pâté

Soupes et salades

Factory Farm Severed Chicken Beak and Noodle
Chef's Choice of Giblets in Offally Good Broth
Pink Slime Purée
Thistle 'n' Gristle with Sterile Dressing
Spleens and Greens with Oil and Vinegaroon

Viands

Roast Auguries of Wishbone and Scapula
Veal Trampolini
Meatloaf en Grève
Fatted Calf and Scapegoat Kebabs
Barely-stirred Three Slow-moving Things with Unlucky Haunch
Mutton Dressed as Lamb in Tenderloin Skirts

Poulets

Chicken Quarantine with Smoked Salmonella
Cooked Goose in Gander Sauce
Turkey Wattles en Croûte
Saucy Chicks in Hot Water (market price)