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Soaked to the Bone

        perhaps he was afraid of rivals bugging the furniture, another studio
        engaging in espionage to get to market first with a plagiarized plot.
        Labelle let him catch his breath.
          “There is more?” she asked quietly.
          “Oh, yes, of course,” said Tim, but the spell was broken and he
        began  racing  through  the  rest  of  the  yarn.  “It  would  ruin  the
        suspense, of course, to tell the reader—or the viewer—what that plan
        is until the very end, but, well, I guess you will obtain a draft of the
        screenplay  if  you  want  one.  Anyway,  it  involves  their  going  to  a
        harvest festival in Puntarenas, on the Pacific coast. It is like Carnival.
        Everyone is in costume. Huge floats draped with fruit and vegetables,
        gigantic squash and ears of corn, singing and dancing, brass bands.
        Raleigh-Bolle’s men are after them, as are the police, thanks to the
        stolen car. Their pursuers lose them in the crowd, where they don
        costumes and mingle with the revelers. Ellie’s mask is knocked off,
        and before she can recover, she is spotted by the surgeon, who has
        joined the chase. He gathers the opposition forces and, after fighting
        their  way  through  the  crowd,  they  close  in  on  the  succotash  pair.
        They finally grab the suspects and rip off the masks: they are Costa
        Ricans, not the fugitives!”
          Tim grinned, thrilled by his hackneyed denouement. “You see, it
        was  an  intentional  deception.  Orson  effectively  clones  himself  and
        Ellie, the unwitting doppelgangers designed, as it were, to save their
        lives—the  same  thing  Raleigh-Bolle  did.  Having  found  another
        couple  about  their  size,  they  donned  similar  outfits;  then  Ellie
        attracted  their  pursuers’  attention  at  a  moment  when  she  could
        disappear close to the other couple. She and Orson leave the parade
        disguised again, this time as part of the maintenance crew cleaning up
        the mess. Trucks carry the refuse down to the harbor, where garbage
        scows await. As the police and Megalith’s security force go off in all
        directions, Orson and Ellie escape on a ferry to Managua, ready to
        start a new life. But they know they will have no rest as long as John
        A. Raleigh-Bolle is alive.”
          That meant leaving it open for a sequel: Clones in Space, perhaps.
        Tim was proud of his handiwork, certain that he had found the secret
        formula  of  ‘high  concept,’  that  is,  comprehensibility  by  the  ill-
        educated.  Labelle Gramercy  was inscrutable;  could there  be deeper
        meaning to the story than any of we public pulse-takers were able to

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