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Soaked to the Bone

          Fern:     No.
          Labelle:  Can  you  establish  your  whereabouts  between  four  and
                    eight p.m. yesterday?
          Alma:      [Incomprehensible  phrase:  to  me, at  least—but  now  I  could  see
                    her, and she was keeping her face averted from Labelle and Fern]
          Labelle:   Ms. Grotteau?
          Fern:     Yes, I believe I can produce witnesses, receipts, whatever
                    you  want.  I  resent  the  fact  that  you  are  demanding  an
                    alibi of me.
          Labelle:  These are the facts in the case, Ms. Grotteau. You may
                    decide  if  cooperation  is  in  your  best  interest.  At  5:30
                    p.m.  yesterday,  G.  Felton  Fish  was  alone  on  these
                    premises, sitting in his hot tub, considerably inebriated.
                    Someone  familiar  with  his  habits  and  the  household
                    routine entered the house no later than six o’clock. As
                    signs  of  forced  entry  are  absent,  that  unannounced
                    visitor had to have a key and the know-how to disarm
                    the  alarm  system.  Mr.  Fish  did  not  struggle  with  his
                    assailant. In fact, I would guess he was not surprised by
                    that presence: it was someone he knew well and trusted.
                    That may be surmised from the means by which murder
                    was  made  to  appear  accidental:  alcohol  in  large
                    quantities.  I  would  further  propose  that  the  visitor
                    poured a gallon of cheap vodka into the hot tub in the
                    guise of adding more hot water or while providing Fish
                    some  other  service—a  massage,  for  example.  [A  gasp,
                    from which woman I could not tell] Unaware of the danger, he
                    did not react. The fumes overcame him and he passed
                    out.  At  that  point  it  became  a  simple  matter  of  gently
                    pushing  his  head  and  shoulders  under  water  until  he
                    drowned.  The  assailant  assumed  any  traces  of  spirits
                    remaining the next morning would be attributed to Fish’s
                    well-known consumption of whisky in the hot tub. But
                    using  up  that  much  of  Fish’s  Jack  Daniels  might  have
                    been  noticed  by  any  visitor  who  had  seen  the  liquor
                    cabinet earlier  in  the  day;  so  a cheap  high-proof  liquid
                    was brought in from the outside by the killer, purchased
                    no doubt at a convenience store many miles from here.

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