Page 3 - The Gluckman Occasional Number Ten

Field hospital MRI machine
Umeboshi Kabushiki Kaisha
“Ōkina jishaku” on metal tag beneath
scanner drum

To date, fourteen units have been
identified as generating out-of-phase
magnetic fields capable of triggering
schizophrenic fugues in susceptible
patients.
Discontinue use immediately and
contact U.K.K. legal help desk, +81-
702-973-4623 ext. 37 (Japanese
language only).

Suce-tout Aspiration Syringe
Malentendu Produits Medicaux, Québec
2,400 bilingual Sani-paks with serial numbers ending in X23FOU2

Mislabeled packaging. Canadian veterinary-grade needle and adapter:
not for human use.
May be exchanged at any Malentendu dealer. Further details: +1-866-
337-7705 (U.S. callers).

Collagen Tissue Filler
Zanzibar Fisheries, Pte.
Steel drums with stenciled code
LSMFT023PP25-9002

Viscoelasticity of imported dermal filler
compromised by presence of minute
quantities of piscine intestine. Dispose of
unused product using standard medical
waste procedures. Company has not
responded to inquiries.