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MaxiFlator Nasopharyngeal CPAP
Pneumo Home Products, LLC
Purchased through mail order during
Black Friday sale, 2021
Flexible tubing may desiccate and
crimp, asphyxiating sleeping patient.
Pneumo will exchange $50 gift card for
each tubing returned. Warning: offer
not available for tubing repaired with
duct tape.
#15c Scalpels
Johnstown Forge and Foundry
1,674 blades in boxes marked “Ultrasonically Sterilized 02/23”
Refurbished product intended for foreign market labeled incorrectly.
Place in sharps container. Call Johnstone Hotline (444-222-8888) for
instructions on replacement.
Cataleptic converter
Pampas Laboratorios (Chile)
15 units shipped to unknown
locations worldwide
These experimental electrical
stimulation devices destined for
destruction and recycling were
erroneously sent to several
leading medical centers. If use
is attempted, patient may lose
autonomic nerve control. World Health Organization Red Flag
issued 3 March 2021. Evacuate building prior to removal.