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MaxiFlator Nasopharyngeal CPAP
                                    Pneumo Home Products, LLC
                                    Purchased  through  mail  order  during
                                    Black Friday sale, 2021

                                    Flexible  tubing  may  desiccate  and
                                    crimp,  asphyxiating  sleeping  patient.
                                    Pneumo will exchange $50 gift card for
                                    each  tubing  returned.  Warning:  offer
                                    not  available  for  tubing  repaired  with
                                    duct tape.










        #15c Scalpels
        Johnstown Forge and Foundry
        1,674 blades in boxes marked “Ultrasonically Sterilized 02/23”

        Refurbished product intended for foreign market labeled incorrectly.
        Place in sharps container. Call Johnstone Hotline (444-222-8888) for
        instructions on replacement.

                                           Cataleptic converter
                                           Pampas Laboratorios (Chile)
                                           15  units  shipped  to  unknown
                                           locations worldwide

                                           These  experimental  electrical
                                           stimulation devices destined for
                                           destruction  and  recycling  were
                                           erroneously  sent  to  several
                                           leading  medical  centers.  If  use
                                           is  attempted,  patient  may  lose
        autonomic  nerve  control.  World  Health  Organization  Red  Flag
        issued 3 March 2021. Evacuate building prior to removal.
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