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1. God helps those who help themselves.
2. The rich get richer.
3. Ergo: God needs a better business plan.

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1. Laughter is the best medicine.
2. Who laughs last, laughs best.
3. Ergo: Don’t be first to try a new drug, no matter how good it seems.

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1. In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
2. Love is blind.
3. Ergo: Being the king is not so wonderful.

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1. Property is theft.
2. Crime does not pay.
3. Ergo: A lot of assets are highly overrated.

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1. Antum religio potuit suadere malorum.
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2. Omne malum ab Aquilone.
3. Ergo: Anyone virtuous south of the equator is a heathen.

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1. The unexamined life is not worth living.
2. Ignorance is bliss.
3. Ergo: Bliss is worthless.

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1. Might makes right.
2. The customer is always right.
3. Ergo: Shopkeepers shouldn’t bother being armed.

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