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1. Man works from sun to sun, but woman’s work is never done.
2. Behind every successful man there stands a woman.
3. Ergo: Wives can only do their own job at night.
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1. Parting is such sweet sorrow.
2. A fool and his money are soon parted.
3. Ergo: Con artists suffer schadenfreude; their victims, masochism.
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1. A young man has to sow his wild oats.
2. As ye sow, so shall ye reap.
3. Ergo: Oatmeal is not made of domesticated grain.
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1. Good things come to those who wait.
2. Carpe diem!
3. Ergo: Gratification is a gamble.
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1. Rome wasn’t built in a day.
2. When in Rome, do as the Romans.
3. Ergo: Foreign contractors miss deadlines as often as the locals.
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1. Every man for himself!
2. Every man has a price
3. Ergo: After selling themselves, men won’t share the profits.
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1. Experience is the father of wisdom.
2. Necessity is the mother of invention.
3. Ergo: Too bad they never met; their offspring aren’t siblings.
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