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On the sweet side of life, Iron Agers loved a bit of honey and fruit, either fresh or dried. But there was no sugar, which meant no sticky quadruple-chocolate fudge cake topped with marshmallow, sprinkles, and cookie dough ice-cream topping. How on EaRtH did they manage?!
Any chance you could make the first ever doughnut?
What´s the secret of your fantastic health?
Back in those days people certainly had different tastes from us. Although they enjoyed beef, pork, and lamb just as many people do now, Ice Age people got essential vitamin C by eating the contents of reindeers’ stomachs, which looked like cooked spinach! Feel free to stick to fruit for your vitamin C if you can’t find any reindeer.
Wondering about one type of meat that’s popular nowadays, but hasn’t been mentioned? Well, chickens as food weren’t introduced until there was contact with the Romans. It was very un-clucky for them when they did end up on the menu.
And that terrible joke seems like a good point to end this chapter before it gets any worse.
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Lots and lots of reindeer stomach mush!
I was afraid you were going to say that.
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