Page 16 - The Edge: Issue 7

I, Issac Summerland, will my will to willingly will to some guy
named Will.
I, Ansh Patel, will pass down my good looks to Lleyton Kunik.
I, Farrah Muwalla, will my amazingly good looks to Refat Muwalla.
I, Philip Monsees, will the tool room to Jacob Bumgardner. It’s his problem now.
I, Rachel Pittman, will being the favorite student in chorus to Bryce LeBrun.
I, Molly Noah, will being the favorite student in chorus to Bryce LeBrun.
I, Hailey Preble, will my muscles to Emily Snider and the Koshlaps.
I, Margeaux Madeux, will my ability to tie and untie shoes to Kalyn Sands.
I, Angie Powell, will my amazing soccer managing skills to Emily Ordonez.
I, Ben Olejarski, will drops of my drip to Ethan Decesare and Rowan Richter.
I, Miranda Durham, will my number 14 in lacrosse to Maria Garcia.
I, Kendell St. Jean, will my “St.God” status over to IndiGod Boggs.
I, Grant Steinke, will my time and
experiences of Boys Sate to Giancarlo
Mandato.
I, Peyton Corbin, will my love of Da Kine Diego’s Insane Burritos to the track team.
I, Logan North, will all my strength to Joey Petranin.
I, Harry Sierra, will my massive gains to Emily Ordonez and the rest of the weight training club.
I, Sky Nida, will the sacred list of Glenn quotes
and the right to rule over the makeup rooms to
Mikey Woodrich.
SENIO
I, Mitchell Brown, will all of my memes to Jake Lowers.
I, Kyle Timonera, will nondenominational prayer to Carolina Mangru, as well as my art to Dave
Blumenthal.
I, Joseph Frey, will my amazing haircut to Tommy Frey.
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